Raw Food & Taking a Moment to Laugh
Some times, it all gets so serious, that it’s important to take a moment and laugh about it all. I thought that I’d share a little food humor to lighten up your raw food journey here with me. Enjoy! – Chef Allie
Q & A:
Question: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Answer: Pumpkin pi.
Question: What did the grape say when he was sat on?
Answer: Nothing, he just let out a little whine.
Question: What was green and a great trick shooter?
Answer: Annie Okra
Question: What did the carrot say to the wheat?
Answer: Lettuce rest, I’m feeling beet.
Question: What is a Honeymoon Salad?
Answer: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.
Question: What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its root upward?
Answer: An icicle.
Question: An old Arab riddle goes like this:
Our servant is green.
Her children are born white and then grow black.
Who is she?
Answer: An olive tree.
Question: What is green and goes to a summer camp?
Answer: A Brussels’ scout.
A Panda walks into a restaurant and orders the special of the day.
He eats the food, gets up and shoots the waitress dead. The Hostess
runs over to the Panda and says, “What did you do that for?”
The Panda then says,”Look up ‘Panda” in the dictionary,
and you will see…”
And with that, the Panda walked out of the restaurant.
The hostess then rushes to a dictionary, looks up ‘Panda’ and
reads…”Panda, n., mammal, eats shoots and leaves.”
Five Steps to a Healthy Diet
The Federal Drudge Administration is planning to issue a Guideline for Gourmets that advises you to:
1. List your ten favorite foods.
2. List your five favorite beverages.
3. List all green vegetables that look like marsh grass, fur balls, or little trees.
4. List water.
5. Avoid 1 & 2; eat only 3; drink only 4.